let’s play the “how much time can i waste before i start crying about how stressed i am because im procrastinating my life away” game
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
EWW HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS WEIRD SHIT OH MY GOD
Disabled goldfish gets harness to help her stay afloat
this is very important
don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it
WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS
i had no idea girls thought this was attractive
excuse me while i never wear my sleeves all the way down again
signal boost, every boy must see this post, we must raise awareness
How did boys not know this are you blind
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S THE WHITE SHIRT.
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die